Definition
Cope + 0pium. Obviously.
Copium is the metaphorical tank you crack open when reality refuses to cooperate. Denial, delivered with style.
“It’s not over. The chart just needs one more candle. My thesis is intact. I meant to do that.”
Dosage guide
Pick your strength.
Match the intensity of your denial to the size of the L.
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2mg
Mild Hopium
For when you’re only a little delusional and “it’s still early.”
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20mg
Industrial Cope
For trades so bad, Mild Hopium filed for bankruptcy.
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200mg
Main Character Syndrome
For when the plot twist was supposed to be yours.
Open enrollment
Your first hit is free.
Drop your email. We’ll send prescription-strength cope when the next batch clears the lab.
No spam. Just denial, occasionally.
You’re on the list. Keep breathing.